Donald Trump has finally crossed the line. On Tuesday, Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that the House would begin a formal impeachment inquiry of the President after he so rudely alerted the nation that Joe Biden committed international crimes on video. “Way outta line!” shrieked Pelosi. “When Vice President Joe Biden bragged about withholding Ukraine’s foreign…
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George Soros Oddly Missing From Monday’s Major Climate Summit
Holding back tears and punches, 16-year-old, Greta Thunberg tried to shame Americans to death during Monday’s UN Climate Summit in New York. While her fiery speech should have been the headline, many couldn’t help but notice the absence of notable Democrat donor, George Soros. “I can’t believe George missed this!” squealed MSNBC host, Chris Hayes.…
Attempting To Boost Ratings, CNN Has Nelly Sing “Hot In Here” During Climate Town Hall
Last week, during the ninth hour of CNN’s climate-themed town hall, the Democrats unleashed a secret weapon on the American people. When the program began dragging, Anderson Cooper asked the audience, “What do you guys think? Is it getting hot in heerrrrrrrrr?!” The confused and sleepy crowd sprung to life as sparks flew and loud…
San Francisco Officials To NRA Members 'Why Can’t You Guys Be More Like Radical Islam?'
On Wednesday, San Francisco officials somehow managed to wade their way through downtown’s thick sea of human excrement and declared the National Rifle Association a “domestic terrorist organization”. In a press conference Board of Supervisors, Catherine Stefani asked the question all liberal Democrats were wondering, “Why can’t those NRA members be more like radical Islam?”…
Portland Zoo Installs Trigger Warning Sign On Elephant Enclosure
Because the elephant has long represented the Republican Party, the Portland Zoo has taken it upon themselves to warn visitors approaching the elephant exhibit. After installing a sign that reads: “WARNING: The animal in this enclosure has been linked to an extremist hate group. Proceed with caution.” the zoo was forced to issue a statement…