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George Soros Oddly Missing From Monday’s Major Climate Summit

George Soros Oddly Missing From Monday’s Major Climate Summit

Holding back tears and punches, 16-year-old, Greta Thunberg tried to shame Americans to death during Monday’s UN Climate Summit in New York.

While her fiery speech should have been the headline, many couldn’t help but notice the absence of notable Democrat donor, George Soros.

“I can’t believe George missed this!” squealed MSNBC host, Chris Hayes. “Her speech was SO Soros—it was like he wrote it!”

“Listen you pack of Neanderthals,” she angrily whispered into the microphone. “You Americans still do Capitalism after I specifically told you not to? How dare you. How dare you.”

The speech did suffer some technical difficulties as someone backstage could clearly be heard grunting, coughing and breaking wind.

Nevertheless, her speech was so alarming many attendees were seen with wet pants as they exited, the highest honor in the climate alarmist circles.

But still, George Soros’ absence was glaring and The Glorious American wishes him the best wherever he is.