On Wednesday, San Francisco officials somehow managed to wade their way through downtown’s thick sea of human excrement and declared the National Rifle Association a “domestic terrorist organization”.
In a press conference Board of Supervisors, Catherine Stefani asked the question all liberal Democrats were wondering, “Why can’t those NRA members be more like radical Islam?”
When several members of the crowd gasped at her question, Catherine quickly asked “What? Did I not clean my shoes off enough?”
She went on to explain how while it’s true no NRA member has ever committed a mass shooting, the group still totally annoys San Francisco leadership.
“Now, those Islam guys? That bunch just melts our hearts,” Catherine said staring off in admiration. “Especially when they get all radical. And here in California, we know a thing or two about getting radical!” she said to a smattering of applause.
UPDATE: The press conference ended around 1:00 pm but what San Franciscans call a “brown-out” caused all in attendance to remain well past 5:00 pm. “You stay inside during a brown-out,” Catherine whispered to the press. “Trust me.”
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