During his stay at a Des Moines Hyatt, Pete Buttigieg felt he needed a snack before heading to bed. He made a quick stop to the vending machines and before he knew it, Vice President, Mike Pence had caused the Mayor’s M&M’s to become wedged against the glass, unable to fall down for retrieval. As…
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Portland Gives Antifa An Official “Warning” After Burning Down Whole City
Antifa has been given its most harsh punishment to date. On Monday, Oregon Governor, Kate Brown issued the far-left group an official written warning after they burned down the whole city. “I know it seems over-the-top but two more warnings and they’ll be looking at a citation,” Brown said while stomping out some embers on…
White House Source: Trump Used Idea Of Buying Greenland As Distraction, Closes On Deal To Buy Moon
Last week, President Trump was the laughing stock of Washington after news leaked that he had made an offer to buy Greenland. As it so often is, the joke might be on Washington as multiple sources are reporting Donald Trump has purchased the Moon. It appears the President may have used his interest in Greenland…
15 Years Ago, Barack Obama Sang, “Oh, I Just Can’t Wait To Be King” At DNC Convention
It was 15 years ago, a relatively unknown Senator from Illinois approached the stage at the DNC convention. The young man named Barack Obama grabbed the microphone and prepared to give his keynote speech. We all remember those awkward few seconds of hesitation as Obama stared out into the packed house. He pushed his notes…
Oopsie! After 33 Months And $40 Million, Mueller Accidentally Forgot Everything
We’ve all had those momentary lapses of memory. You walk in a room and forget why you entered, or you cannot recall the name of a well-known actor. It can be a little embarrassing. Now imagine how awkward it must have been for Robert Mueller on Wednesday, when he accidentally forgot everything about everything during…