On Saturday night, Bill Clinton and his staff quickly organized a ceremony that was held at the prison holding the now deceased, Jeffrey Epstein. According to Clinton, the ceremony is to recognize the security guard who was tasked with the 24/7 suicide watch over Epstein. “While he ultimately couldn’t keep Jeffy alive, we think he…
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15 Years Ago, Barack Obama Sang, “Oh, I Just Can’t Wait To Be King” At DNC Convention
It was 15 years ago, a relatively unknown Senator from Illinois approached the stage at the DNC convention. The young man named Barack Obama grabbed the microphone and prepared to give his keynote speech. We all remember those awkward few seconds of hesitation as Obama stared out into the packed house. He pushed his notes…
Oopsie! After 33 Months And $40 Million, Mueller Accidentally Forgot Everything
We’ve all had those momentary lapses of memory. You walk in a room and forget why you entered, or you cannot recall the name of a well-known actor. It can be a little embarrassing. Now imagine how awkward it must have been for Robert Mueller on Wednesday, when he accidentally forgot everything about everything during…
50 Years Later, Feminists Still Angry About Flag On Lunar Surface
Despite having 50 years to let it go, feminists and progressives are still fuming at the flag the men of NASA chose to plant on the Moon. “It’s an outrage,” Elizabeth Alpert told The Glorious American. “That horrible flag is what’s holding women back from our own Moon adventures. Seriously, most women are unwavering rule…
McDonald's Reminds President Trump To Stop Taking Air Force One Through Drive-Thru
While returning from a campaign event in North Carolina, President Trump and staff took Air Force One through a local McDonald’s drive-thru. “Ok. Let’s get the whole crew number fours!” Trump was heard yelling over the sound of the jet engine. While this particular North Carolina restaurant eventually served the President and staff, McDonald’s executives…