Bernie Guarantees 100% Childhood Literacy With New Book: “Learn To Read (Or Die)”

Bernie Guarantees 100% Childhood Literacy With New Book: “Learn To Read (Or Die)”

Senator Bernie Sanders left the nation in awe this week after unveiling his new children’s book titled: “Learn to Read (or Die)”. According to Sanders, this book is “guaranteed” to give America a 100% literacy rate among youngsters. The book’s title, which ends in “(or Die)” is raising eyebrows with Americans. But in Bernie’s twelve…

Democrats Ask MS-13 Gang Member to Give Response to Trump's State of the Union Address

Democrats Ask MS-13 Gang Member to Give Response to Trump's State of the Union Address

Immediately following President Trump’s State of the Union speech, the Democrats ushered notorious MS-13 gang member, Miguel ‘Bone Killer’ Lopez to the podium to give their official response. The networks had to bleep out a large percentage of Bone Killer’s remarks due to horrifying language, but it seems he demanded the abolishment of the second…