The walls are closing in on Donald Trump for the 214th time as The New York Times was lucky enough to stumble across the President’s taxes the day before the first presidential debate. The bombshell the Times unleashed captivated Americans for over eight seconds—a record in the Trump era. The report showed then citizen, Donald Trump, only paid the taxes…
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Democrats: Trump’s Middle East Peace Deals Break Tradition Of Chaos, Wastes Paper
Sure, Donald Trump is hammering home peace deals like Nancy Pelosi at a Dave & Buster’s happy hour, but it’s not all good news for the President. Many Democrats are claiming Trump has ruined yet another tradition of war and death in the Middle East. “Come on, man! Trump ruins everything! He’s not strong, or…
CNN: Trump Would Refuse To Leave Office If Biden Loses
President Donald Trump rattled the crew over at CNN when he boldly informed that he would not be leaving the White House in the event that Biden loses the election. “Mr. President, in the unlikely event that Joe Biden loses the election, you’re still going to leave in shame, right?” Jim Acosta asked Trump. “Ya…
‘It’s OK, He Has Insurance,’ Trump Says About Protester On Fire
As footage of the Portland protestor whose legs caught fire went viral, Americans everywhere ran to their computers and began editing the flaming man to synchronize with their favorite dance music. It was a fun time for all. See for yourself: However, we soon learned the Democrat party was not too happy to see conservatives…
Ted Wheeler: ‘If Trump’s America Is So Great, How Am I The Mayor Of Portland?’
The Democratic mayor of Portland, Oregon said on Sunday that it’s President Trump who is responsible for turning his city into a fiery, lawless, hotspot of death and suffering. He believes Portland has deteriorated because Donald Trump became a white supremacist around 2015 after Democrats specifically asked him not to. Speaking at a news conference,…