President Donald Trump rattled the crew over at CNN when he boldly informed that he would not be leaving the White House in the event that Biden loses the election.
“Mr. President, in the unlikely event that Joe Biden loses the election, you’re still going to leave in shame, right?” Jim Acosta asked Trump.
“Ya know, this type of question is why CNN bought a short bus to haul you guys around,” an annoyed Trump snapped. “No. I’m not going anywhere.”
“Well, there you have it, folks. He won’t leave. If my pillow thought I cried last night, buckle up. It’s going to be bad tonight,” Brian Seltzer said as they cut back to the studio.
“We’ll never know who won this election if Trump is ahead on election night,” Stelzer continued. “It will take years to find the Biden votes—errr, I mean to count all the votes. One thing this President simply refuses to understand is that, as technology gets better, it actually takes much longer to gather and communicate information. This isn’t the mid-80’s, Mr. President. We can’t just count the votes on election day for goodness sake!”