Sure, Donald Trump is hammering home peace deals like Nancy Pelosi at a Dave & Buster’s happy hour, but it’s not all good news for the President. Many Democrats are claiming Trump has ruined yet another tradition of war and death in the Middle East.
“Come on, man! Trump ruins everything! He’s not strong, or capable!” Joe Biden yelled while being pushed in a wheelchair. “As Americans, we loved turning on the record player and listening to war. War was our favorite show!”
Also, because each peace treaty requires its own piece of paper, the left is furious at the deadly trail of wasted paper.
“I’m beginning to see Trump’s plan now,” NBC’s Joe Scarborough said stroking his chin. “Trump wants to save a few dozen lives in the Middle East now so that he can kill millions later with climate change!”
Update: Should Donald Trump win the Nobel Peace Prize, the award will be renamed the Doodoo Face Prize For Dangerous Men Who Remind Me Of My Father.