WASHINGTON, DC — Newly unsealed FBI records appear to show the agents decided to be ‘corrupt dirty cops’ when interviewing Michael Flynn. The note, which was of the 5th grade-style ‘circle one’ variety, also shows it was Obama’s idea for the agents to be partisan, lawless hacks. “We understand this note makes us look bad,”…
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Outrageous Bigotry: Sex Reassignment Surgeon Sued For Only Offering Two Genders
PORTLAND, OR – The owner of Rip City Chop Shop, a famous sex reassignment clinic in Beaverton, is being sued for only offering two genders. The lawsuit called Doctor Hackabunch’s practice a ‘worse-than-Hitler act of outrageous bigotry’ and is seeking a modest sum of just over 14 billion dollars. “I’m sitting in the lobby, and…
Star Witness Claims Democrats Have Cause to Arrest Trump beCAUSE They Hate Him
MANHATTAN, NY — In what ended up being a groundbreaking indictment, DA Alvin Braggs called regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper, Michael Scott, to testify. It has been rumored that Democrats have been weaponizing the powers of government to harass President Trump without proper cause. Then Michael Scott, fresh off a visit from his favorite…
Uvalde Police Demand To Know Why Gun Control Is Taking So Long To Get Here
UVALDE, TX — Unhappy, wealthy, coastal liberals are waiting and waiting for sweeping gun control laws, and the members of the Uvalde police department are furious with all the inaction. “What on earth is taking them so long! This is outrageous!” Yelled the chief of police at congress. “We pay them to protect us, and they’re just…
Hunter Biden Accidentally Discharges Weapon Through Father’s Gun Control Bill
WASHINGTON, D.C. –Joe Biden’s groundbreaking gun control bill may have been undermined a bit when it was immediately shot up from a gun his son was holding. “With this legislation, we have finally put an end to dangerous and stupid criminals recklessly shooting off their guns,” fictional President Joe Biden said, holding up the bill.…