Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

WASHINGTON, D.C.–A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation. “You see this big, beautiful area down here?  A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said, pointing to the country just below the United States of America.  “Call up…

DeSantis Sends 14 Sex Offenders To Biden’s Delaware Home, Bringing Total Sex Offenders To 15 At The Biden House

DeSantis Sends 14 Sex Offenders To Biden’s Delaware Home, Bringing Total Sex Offenders To 15 At The Biden House

GEORGETOWN, DE — Courtesy of Ron DeSantis, a plane carrying fourteen sex-offending illegal aliens has arrived in Delaware. They were dropped off in front of the fictional president’s beach home on Tuesday, bringing the total count of sex offenders to fifteen at the Biden property. “Guys, let’s not get hung up on the grand total…

Gavin Newsom Complains Of Death Threats After Signing Bill Forbidding The Prosecution Of Death Threats

Gavin Newsom Complains Of Death Threats After Signing Bill Forbidding The Prosecution Of Death Threats

SACRAMENTO, CA — In a stunning turn of events, Gavin Newsom, who recently signed R.E.L.A.X. (Reduce Everyone’s Lifespan And eXpectations), is coming forward with some horrifying personal news. “You guys aren’t going to believe this.  Only days after I signed the bill to make it illegal to prosecute death threats, people online have made death…