Even as the Tara Reade allegations against Joe Biden grow louder, his campaign officials are not worried. “Are you kidding me?” campaign manager Greg Schultz asked rhetorically. “The first few hours in the day are spent trying to get Joe to remember who his wife is. You think we’re worried about something that happened 27…
Category: Law
Governor Whitmer Deems Sherwin-Williams An Essential Business Because They're ‘Trying To Cover The Earth In Blood’
Governor Gretchen Whitmer may have made another slip-up when she claimed the paint company, Sherwin-Williams would now be an essential business because ‘they’re trying to cover the earth in blood.’ The governor made the statement on her new Saturday TV program, “You Think I Won’t Ban That?!” (Which are mandatory viewings for Michigan residents and…
Michigan’s Governor Whitmer Invades Canada
As many expected, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has led her cabinet across Lake Huron via horseback and has invaded Canada. After conquering Michigan with surprisingly little effort, the power-hungry governor became desperate for more peasants to lord over. “Oh, so you’re taking us over, eh,” said a Canadian as Whitmer’s horse emerged from the water. …
Nation’s Governors Furious Trump Trusts Them To Govern
Trump sure stepped in it this time. As each state approaches re-opening its economy, the president made the extreme decision to allow the governors to govern. “Is he insane?!” Andrew Cuomo asked his local media. “Does this man have any idea what he’s saying? Trust me? To govern? I believe I speak for all New Yorkers…
Joe Biden Breaks Silence On Sexual Allegations: ‘Corn Pop Made Me Do It’
Yesterday the New York Times finally addressed Joe Biden’s sexual allegations with an article titled, “Is Joe Biden The Serial Rapist We Need To Defeat Trump? Yes.” The headline was such a hit, no one even bothered to read the story. Something the Glorious American knows nothing about. Regardless, the article forced Joe Biden into…