An absolutely distraught and devastated Pelosi will temporarily allow prayer back into public schools as she reluctantly impeaches President Trump again. “WHY!!??!?!?” the Speaker screamed as she threw up her arms and crumbled to the floor, Wednesday morning. “This day is so solemn I cannot believe it! I’ve been praying so much to… to… umm,…
Category: Law
Only 17 Egregious Errors! James Comey’s Parents Proudly Hang IG Report On Fridge
James Comey’s parents, Joan and Brian were delighted to learn Inspector General, Michael Horowitz had officially recognized their baby boy’s terrific work. “Would you look at that,” Brian Comey said in awe as he taped the IG report to the refrigerator. “Only 17 egregious errors. This is some of Jim’s best work.” As Joan also…
William Barr Asks For Truckloads Of Fresh Underwear Be Rushed To DC As More FBI Documents Are Found
Thousands of former Obama officials began uncontrollably pooping their pants moments after the DOJ got their hands on more FBI documents. It is believed that Barr’s DOJ has found evidence linking the “deep state” to criminal acts and members of the swamp may actually be prosecuted. When first called upon, FEMA began filling their trucks…
Source: Brett Kavanaugh's Black Robe Only “Slowing Him down” In Exposing Self To Women
In an absolute bombshell first reported by The Glorious American, Justice Brett Kavanaugh has gone on the record explaining how the large, black robes worn by Supreme Court members have hindered his longtime passion of exposing his genitalia to unsuspecting women. “Ahhh! The heck with this thing!” a fuming Kavanaugh said pulling and grabbing at…