Pelosi to Briefly Allow Prayer Back in Schools Because She is So Saddened and Heartbroken to Impeach

Pelosi to Briefly Allow Prayer Back in Schools Because She is So Saddened and Heartbroken to Impeach

An absolutely distraught and devastated Pelosi will temporarily allow prayer back into public schools as she reluctantly impeaches President Trump again. “WHY!!??!?!?” the Speaker screamed as she threw up her arms and crumbled to the floor, Wednesday morning. “This day is so solemn I cannot believe it! I’ve been praying so much to… to… umm,…

William Barr Asks For Truckloads Of Fresh Underwear Be Rushed To DC As More FBI Documents Are Found

William Barr Asks For Truckloads Of Fresh Underwear Be Rushed To DC As More FBI Documents Are Found

Thousands of former Obama officials began uncontrollably pooping their pants moments after the DOJ got their hands on more FBI documents. It is believed that Barr’s DOJ has found evidence linking the “deep state” to criminal acts and members of the swamp may actually be prosecuted. When first called upon, FEMA began filling their trucks…

Source: Brett Kavanaugh's Black Robe Only “Slowing Him down” In Exposing Self To Women

Source: Brett Kavanaugh's Black Robe Only “Slowing Him down” In Exposing Self To Women

In an absolute bombshell first reported by The Glorious American, Justice Brett Kavanaugh has gone on the record explaining how the large, black robes worn by Supreme Court members have hindered his longtime passion of exposing his genitalia to unsuspecting women. “Ahhh! The heck with this thing!” a fuming Kavanaugh said pulling and grabbing at…