CDC: Paperwork Showing You're A Registered Democrat To Double As COVID-19 Immunity Certificate

CDC: Paperwork Showing You're A Registered Democrat To Double As COVID-19 Immunity Certificate

According to Dr. Fauci, immunity certificates for those who have developed the COVID-19 antibodies are being discussed. “I don’t see why we can’t all wait for another twenty months, poke our heads out of our houses like frightened groundhogs, and then, after another eight weeks, we can think about re-openings.  Maybe,” Fauci told Jake Tapper. Then, the…

Bernie Guarantees 100% Childhood Literacy With New Book: “Learn To Read (Or Die)”

Bernie Guarantees 100% Childhood Literacy With New Book: “Learn To Read (Or Die)”

Senator Bernie Sanders left the nation in awe this week after unveiling his new children’s book titled: “Learn to Read (or Die)”. According to Sanders, this book is “guaranteed” to give America a 100% literacy rate among youngsters. The book’s title, which ends in “(or Die)” is raising eyebrows with Americans. But in Bernie’s twelve…