Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus

Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus

“You guys pinky swear you’ll give these back, right?”  That’s what Americans are asking after the government abolished their right to assemble, protest, religion, look at a tree, and free speech. “Oh yeah, are you kidding?  We’re going to give those freedoms right back, probably,” Governor Gavin Newsom explained.  “It’s just that this virus is…

Governor Whitmer Deems Sherwin-Williams An Essential Business Because They're ‘Trying To Cover The Earth In Blood’

Governor Whitmer Deems Sherwin-Williams An Essential Business Because They're ‘Trying To Cover The Earth In Blood’

Governor Gretchen Whitmer may have made another slip-up when she claimed the paint company, Sherwin-Williams would now be an essential business because ‘they’re trying to cover the earth in blood.’ The governor made the statement on her new Saturday TV program, “You Think I Won’t Ban That?!” (Which are mandatory viewings for Michigan residents and…