In the words of President Trump, Barrack Obama’s legacy is looking “not so good.” It appears members of the DOJ and a handful of journalists keep exposing his crimes—even after they were specifically asked not to.
Therefore, Obama was forced to gather his PR team to stem the tide. Standing on the shores of his Martha’s Vineyard home, Obama cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted, “Uhhhhh, PR TEAM, uhhhhhh, ya know—ASSEMBLE!!!”
When Barrack does that, it means he wants his servant boy (Jay Carney) to scramble a video conference call with America’s beloved late-night hosts: Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel and the other one.
“You four need to uhhh. Change the subject from Obamagate. You need something new, hip and fresh,” Obama instructed the team. “I got it! You all should make fun of Donald Trump!”
“I think I’m going to say ‘Obamagate? More like ObamaGREAT!’ and then cross my arms and turn to the side,” Colbert proudly informed the group.
“Oh my word. That’s gonna be incredible,” Obama replied. “That might call off the dogs at the DOJ right there!”
In the very slight chance Colbert’s line doesn’t fully squash Obamagate, Jimmy Kimmel offered to quit telling jokes all together and simply call every single viewer a racist.
“You’d do that for me, Jimmy?” Obama asked.
“Aw, shucks. For you? Anything,” replied Kimmel. “I’ve been doing it for a few years now, so it’s no problem at all.
As always, Trevor Noah and the other one remained silent throughout the call as their eyes darted everywhere looking for cue cards.