If you’re accusing the Democrats of not investigating the Joe Biden allegation, you need to just stop it. This is because yesterday afternoon, Speaker Nancy Pelosi went down to the basement of the senate building herself and looked for any documents related to the Tara Reade accusation. “As we expected, we found absolutely nothing unflattering…
Category: Law
Newsom: ‘If I Had Known You Guys Were Going To Abuse The Beaches, I Never Would Have Created Them!’
On Monday, Governor Gavin Newson gave a vicious response to all his Californian peasants who dared to enjoy the beautiful coastline. Shaking with rage as he stared into a TV camera, he said the following: “If I had known you guys were going to abuse the beaches—I never would have created them!” After these remarks,…
Paleontologists Find Evidence Showing Fauci Ancestors Kept Everyone In Caves After Sabertooth Sighting
A fascinating new discovery has been made showing evidence that Dr. Fauci’s ancestors insisted all mankind remain in their caves shortly after the sighting of a sabretooth tiger. In the cave drawings, paleontologists find the Fauci family used several graphs showing the risk. One chart showed that an attack by a sabertooth tiger is roughly…
Joe Biden ‘Calls Dibs’ On Being The Woman So We Have To Believe Him
There are two things we all know to be true. One: We must believe all women. Two: Gender is fluid. So the latest maneuver by the Biden campaign was obvious. On Friday morning, Joe Biden officially ‘called dibs’ on being the woman so everyone must belive his side of the Tara Reade allegation. “Mr. Biden,…
Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus
“You guys pinky swear you’ll give these back, right?” That’s what Americans are asking after the government abolished their right to assemble, protest, religion, look at a tree, and free speech. “Oh yeah, are you kidding? We’re going to give those freedoms right back, probably,” Governor Gavin Newsom explained. “It’s just that this virus is…