Democrat party officials are pushing a new theory that suggests the reason America’s youth are rioting is because they are so anxious to cast their vote for Joe Biden.
“When I see these videos of people flipping police cars and punching business owners in the teeth, what I really see are kids who are so excited to vote for Joe,” Jill Biden told CNN. “They’re probably like, is it November 3rd today? No? Ok, fine then I’ll probably light a strip mall on fire. And who could blame them?”
The Biden campaign is reportedly thrilled to see their base take to the streets in support of him. However, the campaign is convinced young people need to relax as they anticipate the Biden utopia. To help with this, they’ve changed their slogan to “Calm down! Burn down your town!”
Many political experts are disputing this claim. “I’m hearing it’s more probable the riots are because Biden is the nominee,” Frank Luntz said. “And the looting is definitely because of Biden. He’s so anti-business, they’ll need all the stuff they can get if he wins in 2020.”