Democrat party officials are pushing a new theory that suggests the reason America’s youth are rioting is because they are so anxious to cast their vote for Joe Biden. “When I see these videos of people flipping police cars and punching business owners in the teeth, what I really see are kids who are so…
Category: Law
“You Can’t Ask People To Stay In Their Homes!” CNN Screams Upon Learning of Trump Issued Curfew
It was a full-blown meltdown on CNN last night after the network learned President Trump encouraged the states to issue a curfew. “At this time I’ll ask our audience—yeah, all 10 of you, to sit down or grab on to something sturdy. Because I’ve got something so shocking to tell you,” Jake Tapper warned. The President…
Joe Biden: ‘I Will Protect Americans! Unless It’s Naptime’
As the need for law and order becomes a major concern for Americans, presidential hopeful, Joe Biden has delivered the following promise: “I will protect Americans! Unless it’s naptime.” “C’mon man. You think you’ll see this type of looting and riff-raff once I appoint Corn Pop as Secretary of Violence?” the former VP explained. “Furthermore,…
Nation’s Police Demand Pay Raise After Getting Rioters ‘Right Where We Want Them’
Every police force in America has demanded a raise after claiming they’ve got the rioters ‘right where we want them.’ The country, which has only four buildings left intact, is not particularly thrilled with how law enforcement has handled the rioters. “What’s been happening is, a group of protestors will demand all the police abandon…
Democrats Assure Antifa They Will Receive Back Pay During Lockdown
Industries everywhere are struggling during lockdowns, and the vicious thugs from your local Antifa chapter are no exception. That is why top Democrats have assured them they will, in fact, receive back pay for all canceled riots. “It’s not just the small business owners who need our sympathy. It’s the thousands of Antifa members who…