A sober Joe Rogan is now admitting he had smoked an “entire fanny pack” of marijuana shortly before endorsing Senator Bernie Sanders. For the older readers of The Glorious American, marijuana is a name sometimes used to describe the sticky icky devil lettuce. Rogan addressed his embarrassing blunder on a recent podcast. “Before I begin,…
Category: Health
Doctors Find Disturbing Trend with Coronavirus
As the World Health Organization scrambles for answers about the coronavirus, some clues were found over the weekend. It appears the more Adam Schiff’s voice is heard on international television, the more the infection wreaks havoc around the world. “It’s not scientifically responsible to conclude that Adams Schiff’s voice is the only cause for the…
After Hillary Attacks Him, Bernie Sanders DESTROYS Her by Trembling With Fear & Begging for Mercy
In her documentary series titled: “The Beast Returns!” Hillary Clinton took an unprovoked shot at Bernie Sanders. “Nobody likes him. He’s a career politician. He’s got a lumpy butt,” Clinton explained. Because Sanders allowed himself to be steamrolled by Hillary and the DNC in 2016, the Vermont senator viewed this as a perfect opportunity to…
Dems Now So White, Doctors Strongly Warn Viewers to Watch Debate With Sunscreen and Eye Protection
With news that Kamala Harris dropped out of the race, the six Democratic presidential candidates for the next debate will all be white. Dangerously white. “If you absolutely must watch the remaining Democratic debates, please protect your retinas and skin,” Doctor Jacob Campbell is sternly warning. And Dr. Campbell isn’t alone. Apparently, medical professionals are…
Socialist-Style Healthcare To Mandate Cures for All Diseases by Fall of 2021
Standing in front of a banner reading: “We MADE THEM do it!” Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez proclaimed they’ve mandated doctors to provide cures for all the diseases by the Fall of 2021. After the rally, members of the press asked Bernie how removing the profit motives from the medical community would accelerate the discovery…