Doctors Find Disturbing Trend with Coronavirus

Doctors Find Disturbing Trend with Coronavirus

As the World Health Organization scrambles for answers about the coronavirus, some clues were found over the weekend.  It appears the more Adam Schiff’s voice is heard on international television, the more the infection wreaks havoc around the world.

“It’s not scientifically responsible to conclude that Adams Schiff’s voice is the only cause for the infection’s veracity,” a leading doctor began.  “It’s also his face.”

In a troubling development, President Trump himself began feeling ill upon the fourteenth hour of Schiff’s remarks.

“I knew it!  I feel a touch of the coronavirus coming on!  Trump reportedly yelled to his staff.  Turn off the TV! No! Turn on Fox and Friends.

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