Dr. Anthony Fauci, who has said over four accurate things about the novel coronavirus, took questions from lawmakers on Capitol Hill this week. One of the questions that drew attention was from Senator Rand Paul, who asked the doctor if it was safe to wander around on freeways at night. “No! Absolutely not—are you kidding…
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Report: All Briefcases Now Being Included In Total Number Of Virus Cases
The CDC has announced that they’ve begun including all briefcases in the total number of COVID-19 cases. The decision came after several Democrat governors demanded more scary numbers so they could force another lockdown. “This is bad. We must shut down California,” Gavin Newsom said outside a Sacramento mall. “Because of Trump, we’ve just learned…
Alaska Just Now Finding Out What’s Going On Down Here
Alaskans are just now learning about the horrifying hellscape of lawless carnage the lower 48 have gotten themselves into this year. “You hear about this? Apparently, the whole world is in some kind of trouble,” a bearded Alaskan man informed his friends upon getting a brief moment of cellular service. “It sounds like the beer…
CNN: Peaceful Protesters Lend Helping Hand To Keep Small Businesses Closed
“It was a touching scene tonight in Minneapolis as thousands of peaceful protesters lent a helping hand in the effort to keep small businesses closed,” CNN’s Don Lemon cheerfully reported. The protestors used the little-known technique of burning all the stores to the ground to accomplish this noble goal. Despite many Americans disagreeing with this…