After a lot of good tries, Joe Biden was able to string together a banner week of going potty in the toilet all by himself, press secretary Jen Psaki announced. “As you can see, our great President is having an unparalleled run of competency of going potty,” Psaki said, pointing to a colorful graph. “Send…
Category: Health
Biden Throws Party As Hundreds Die Of COVID On His Watch
It sure was a disgusting display of non-leadership from Joe Biden on Wednesday. As hundreds of Americans were dying from COVID, the sorry excuse for a man partied and laughed. It was a callous and gutless way to begin his term and many are demanding answers. “Why?!” Screamed a DC-area nurse in between TikTok videos. …
Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders
Minutes after Congress made the prudent decision to give Pakistan $25 million for gender studies, CNN’s Brian Stelter was packing his bags. “I heard they’re going to be assigning genders and I just really need to be there for that,” Stelter said. “Can’t miss this opportunity.” As Washington elites pointed out, it costs around $25…
Dr. Birx Gets Caught Hosting Massive ‘Stay At Home’ Concert
Despite telling everyone to stay home, Dr. Deborah Birx was caught hosting a massive ‘Stay Home’ concert in Maryland. The event, which offered a ‘90-year-olds get in free’ promotion, was a massive success as thousands packed the venue. “Ya know what I just can’t stand?!” Birx screamed into the mic as the crowd replied, “What?” “Oh,…
Poll: Nurses Who Did Annoying TikTok Videos Should Receive Vaccine First
Looks like the American people are once again demonstrating their warmth and generosity. A new poll shows that a whopping 97% of them agree that the nurses who did those ‘annoying TikTok videos’ should receive the COVID vaccines first. “Oh, by all means, let’s give it to those nurses who were apparently so overloaded with…