MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MS–The approval rating for Covid-19 dropped sharply among Democrats Sunday after it was learned their favorite little buddy viciously attacked their other favorite little buddy, Barack Hussein Obama. Thankfully, science tells us that jail bars are close enough together to keep the Covid bug who did this locked up because the Massachusetts District Attorney…
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As Punishment For Their Actions, Justin Trudeau Will Forbid Truckers From Receiving 6th Booster Shot
OTTAWA, Canada—Sometimes standing up for your beliefs comes at a cost. And that’s exactly what the Canadian truckers are learning after Justin Trudeau announced he would prohibit them from receiving the sweet, sweet healing of the sixth booster shot. “I’ve thought a lot aboot this horrible consequence, but it’s aboot time these mean men learn aboot…
CDC: Many Deaths Are With Alec Baldwin Gunshot Wounds, But Not From Alec Baldwin Gunshot Wounds
Asked on MSNBC’s Good Morning, Bad America, future Pizza delivery woman, Dr. Rochelle Walensky admitted that it’s true: Many of the deaths we’re seeing are with Alec Baldwin gunshot wounds, but not necessarily from Alec Baldwin gunshot wounds. “So for example, someone might go to a hospital screaming, ‘Help, Alec shot me!’ But they really…
Biden Orders Flags Be Flown At Half-Staff After Learning Omicron Isn’t Deadly
Another tough break for the Democrats. The Omicron variant isn’t deadly and most Americans aren’t afraid of it. To cope with the wave of depression, Joe Biden has ordered all flags be flown at half-staff. “Unfortunately, this new variant is being a total Joe Manchin and wrecking everything for us. So yes, the flags will be lowered as…
Democrats Line Up For Disneyland Ride That Doesn’t Work For Fourth Time
ANAHEIM, CA, –Since Disneyland reopened, the theme park staff has noticed a bewildering pattern of liberal democrats lining up for defective rides. “Ok, folks, this is the fourth time we’ve been over this,” a Disneyland employee yelled to the flock. “You can clearly see the Matterhorn doesn’t work, right? Aren’t you all curious why nothing…