OTTAWA, Canada—Sometimes standing up for your beliefs comes at a cost. And that’s exactly what the Canadian truckers are learning after Justin Trudeau announced he would prohibit them from receiving the sweet, sweet healing of the sixth booster shot.
“I’ve thought a lot aboot this horrible consequence, but it’s aboot time these mean men learn aboot real pain and suffering,” Trudeau told members of parliament. “So when it comes to the sixth booster–they can forget aboot it!”
The sixth shot is said to be ‘the most magical yet,’ Canadian health officials say. “In keeping with our rich tradition of never lying, we can guarantee this one will work. That said, we are deeply troubled that everyone who got shot one through five is gravely ill. To sum up, these truckers are missing out on a lot of fun,” they concluded.
Following this announcement, a spokesman for the truckers called Trudeau a ‘hoser’ and the Prime Minister changed into his pajamas, issued another state of emergency, and fled the nation in terror.
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