Asked on MSNBC’s Good Morning, Bad America, future Pizza delivery woman, Dr. Rochelle Walensky admitted that it’s true: Many of the deaths we’re seeing are with Alec Baldwin gunshot wounds, but not necessarily from Alec Baldwin gunshot wounds.
“So for example, someone might go to a hospital screaming, ‘Help, Alec shot me!’ But they really just had COVID too,” Walensky said. “And the few people who actually died had at least four comorbidities. Of course, those comorbidities were gunshot wounds from Alec earlier that day.”
Also, while it is true that many hospitals are overrun with gunshot victims, it is just at the hospitals outside of Warner Bros. Studios where Alec is literally shooting.
Baldwin, who’s filming a new NBC pilot called .38 Rock said he was ‘moderately confident’ that he won’t shoot members of the cast and crew, but ‘won’t be making any promises.’
“Unfortunately, there have been a dozen breakthrough cases. This tends to happen when he’s angry,” a producer said from the ICU before passing away.
Update: While it was sad the producer died, NBC executives are grateful he was fully vaccinated, or else it would have been so much worse.
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