The Petersons are spending the Holiday season defending themselves against accusations that their Christmas card is lacking in festive spirit. “We were going to make a card with a collage of about 5 pictures of us but we figured, why not invite everyone to see all 1,325 pictures we uploaded this year?” Deborah Peterson said.…
Category: Faith
Pelosi to Briefly Allow Prayer Back in Schools Because She is So Saddened and Heartbroken to Impeach
An absolutely distraught and devastated Pelosi will temporarily allow prayer back into public schools as she reluctantly impeaches President Trump again. “WHY!!??!?!?” the Speaker screamed as she threw up her arms and crumbled to the floor, Wednesday morning. “This day is so solemn I cannot believe it! I’ve been praying so much to… to… umm,…
Pete Buttigieg, 'The Bible Tells Us The Best Thing A Christian Can Do Is Become A Homosexual'
Over the weekend, Mayor Pete Buttigieg felt he was not getting enough media attention so he threatened to come out of the closet again. To calm the Mayor down, the DNC arranged for him to be interviewed by “The Breakfast Club” radio show on Friday. During the interview, Buttigieg explained that for Christians to reach…
Mike Pence: 'Life Begins At Holding Hands'
On Wednesday, Vice President, Mike Pence, offered his opinion on the age-old question: “When does life begin?” “That’s easy,” Pence said to a reporter. “The moment that young man reaches for his gal’s hand, as soon as they hold, that’s when life begins” he informed. The press was taken aback and the VP was asked…
Trump Returns To Washington To Find Democrats Worshiping Large Golden Calf
Donald Trump returned from the UK to find that Washington Democrats had built a golden calf and were fervently worshiping it. “I leave for 3 days,” Trump sighed. “Can you believe this?” the President asked pointing out the window of Marine One. Initially, reports were that Trump was annoyed at the idol worship, but once…