Understandably exhausted from spying on the Trump campaign, Former President Barack Obama has mostly stayed out of the spotlight lately. However, last week Obama shocked Democrats as he basically admitted to being a Russian agent by questioning the effectiveness of cancel culture. While speaking at an event for his foundation, Obama explained: “The world is…
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Beto O’Rourke Quits Presidential Run, Returns to Life of Drunk Driving
It’s every Democrat’s dream to win the presidency and rule over the loathsome citizens (and non-citizens) of America. So one can imagine the heartbreak Beto O’Rourke felt when he was forced to drop out of the presidential race last week due to the fact that everyone hates him. “It’s tough,” a solemn O’Rourke told The…
NY Times Explains to Readers That Image on Cover is Not Real, Merely a Thin Layer of Ink on Paper
The New York Times has a keen understanding of who their readers are and what they need. This is why when the newspaper learned that many of their readers believed the pictures on the paper to be real, they quickly stepped in to properly educate them. An expert in Manuscript Imagery Authentication, or ‘MIA’ was…
Mitt Romney's Dog Disappointed and Shocked at How Hero Dog Conducts Himself
The Special Operations K-9 who helped in the killing of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has been nicknamed “Hero Dog” and is being praised by almost everyone. Yet in the wake of Hero Dog’s positive press, Mitt Romney’s outspoken dog, Poof, is not impressed. “Pffff. What’s the big deal?” Poof snarled. “Look, I think it’s good that…
Trump Idea to Find ISIS Headquarters by Searching Middle East for TV Showing CNN Works Like a Charm
As half the nation celebrates the successful raid and killing of ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, high-ranking military officials are telling The Glorious American it was the President himself who helped locate the notorious terrorist. After years of intelligence gathering, U.S. Special Operation Forces had no idea of al-Baghdadi’s whereabouts. But that’s when Trump stepped…