Holding back tears and punches, 16-year-old, Greta Thunberg tried to shame Americans to death during Monday’s UN Climate Summit in New York. While her fiery speech should have been the headline, many couldn’t help but notice the absence of notable Democrat donor, George Soros. “I can’t believe George missed this!” squealed MSNBC host, Chris Hayes.…
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Biden Encourages Nation’s Youth To Get Campaign Updates Via Phonograph
It wasn’t a pretty scene in the first debate when Joe Biden tried to get Americans to text into his campaign. “And remember, go to ‘Joe 0330..uhh, 30..03303” Biden mumbled before nearly losing consciousness in confusion. “Ah, the hell with this fancy computer [explicit]!” Biden reportedly yelled to senior campaign members backstage. “Let’s keep it…
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Biden’s Teeth Make A Break For It [Video]
Joe Biden’s teeth decided to make a break for it during Thursday’s debate. After Biden’s left eyeball attempted to escape last week, it is believed that many of the former VP’s body parts began plotting their escape as well. Back in the green room, Biden’s doctors were on hand. “I knew it,” one of his…
Sales For Jeb Bush’s Country Music Album “Please Clap” Continues To Struggle
Atlantic Records is absolutely regretting their decision to sign Jeb Bush to a $100 million contract to record a country music album. Like many in Washington around 2015, the record label believed the former Florida Governor had an excellent chance to nab the 2016 presidency. “Most Americans loved how Ronald Reagan was a former movie…
Pete Buttigieg, 'The Bible Tells Us The Best Thing A Christian Can Do Is Become A Homosexual'
Over the weekend, Mayor Pete Buttigieg felt he was not getting enough media attention so he threatened to come out of the closet again. To calm the Mayor down, the DNC arranged for him to be interviewed by “The Breakfast Club” radio show on Friday. During the interview, Buttigieg explained that for Christians to reach…