Despite the objections of every husband in America, farmhouse-style ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ signs have spread into more homes than the deadly Coronavirus. Oddly, since the signs became an OSHA-mandated fixture in each house, living, laughing, and loving have reached all-time lows. But the timing couldn’t be better because the most popular President in American history has inspired…
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Biden Administration Developing ‘Passport’ For People Allowed To Touch Their Face
The Biden administration is working on a digital ‘passport’ for citizens who have been given clearance to touch their face, a White House source confirmed Monday. “Many Americans have gone over twelve months without touching their face and we need to reward them,” Jen Psaki said. “Businesses, restaurants, and sporting events do not want neanderthals…
All Branches Of Military Reassigned To Keep Hunter Biden From Breaking Laws
As Hillary Clinton once said, “It takes a village” to keep Bill from molesting his staff. Unfortunately, the Biden family is learning it will take far more manpower to keep Hunter out of trouble. So on Monday, the White House asked the Air Force, Army, Coast Guard, Marine Corps, Navy, and Space Force if they…
Biden On Photos Of Kids Wrapped In Aluminum Blankets: ‘Who’s Up For Burritos?’
Despite the media trying to convince Americans that ‘kids in cages’ is the hot new indie band, images of the overcrowded border facilities have leaked. And Joe Biden gave a head-scratching response to the photos. “Waaa? What am I looking at here?” Biden said holding the picture sideways. “These look delicious—who’s up for burritos?” The…
CNN: Joe Biden’s Intentions Reach Historic Levels Of Good
Currently, illegal immigrants are flooding into America like a Best Buy on Black Friday. And at the same time, drugs and human trafficking have reached Hunter Biden levels. But if you think it’s all bad news, you haven’t been at an airport lately because CNN has revealed Joe Biden’s intentions have reached a new high…