It seems Joe Biden’s recent decisions to get everyone killed are not as popular as the White House had hoped. But thankfully, this president will always have Chris Wallace in his corner. Or will he? Speaking on Dana Perino’s little-known Saturday morning show, Hangover Takeover, Wallace gave his support to Biden, but now strings are…
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Joe Biden Projects Strength By Playing Dead During Tough Question
Spending 60 years in politics, you pick up a few tricks. And during a recent press briefing, Joe Biden whipped out one of his better moves. When a question from Fox News’ Peter Doocy was beginning to sound tough, Joe Biden appeared to die. “Ladies and gentlemen, President Biden has obviously passed away,” a staffer said,…
All Charges Dropped For January 6th Rioters On The Grounds It Was 'Four Or Five Days Ago'
We all share the painful memory of DC Police waving Trump supporters into the Capitol building like a third-base coach on January 6th. But Joe Biden, our wise leader, is reminding us of a statute that has exonerated the actions of each and every rowdy Trump supporter that day. As much as liberals hate it,…
Biden Clarifies: When I Said ‘America’s Back’ I Meant That’s Literally All You’d See As We Ran
After days of searching for a media member who was on Joe Biden’s level of competency, The White House finally found ABC’s George Stephanopoulos and allowed him to interview the fictional President. “President Biden, when you left large swaths of American citizens for dead, was that even poll-tested beforehand?” Stephanopoulos asked. “That was four days…
White House Braces As Taliban Reaches “Objects To Mask Mandates” Level Of Danger
Team Biden knew the Taliban was rough, but they had no idea they would reach the dreaded Objects To Mask Mandates level of bad. At Biden’s direction, the Department of Homeland Security recently updated the famous, color-coded chart to properly designate the world’s most wicked threats. Naturally, Questioning the 2020 Election would be the last possible…