On Sunday night, LeBron James attempted to finally put the whole China controversy to bed. He may have been too honest. At 7:35pm, James tweeted: “Let me clear up the controversy. Democracy is good, but lottsa money is gooder.” The tweet has only been “liked” three times and The Glorious American has learned that one…
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LeBron On China: “My Whole Thing Has Always Been, I Just Shut Up And Dribble”
Following a game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Sacramento Kings, LeBron James found himself bombarded with questions about China and its human rights violations. James then took the opportunity to clarify his stance on social and political issues. “C’mon guys,” James began. “You know me. My whole thing has always been, I just…
Nighttime photo from space shows Gavin Newsom’s progress with California
California remained without power on Thursday as Governor Gavin Newsom’s master plan for the state comes to fruition. For two days straight, a major power outage rocked the state leaving only parts of Sacramento and the Governor’s mansion with electricity. The outages are said to prevent forest fires. “But more importantly, we hope our actions…
Media patiently waiting for Hunter Biden to become Ukrainian energy expert before interviewing him
As the nation becomes more curious about Hunter Biden’s foreign business dealings, media members are urging patience. “Hunter who? Who is Hunter Biden?” NBC’s Chuck Todd initially asked The Glorious American before realizing our question never used Hunter’s last name. “Oh. Yeah,” Todd sheepishly continued. “Well, we media members agreed it would only be fair…
Progressive Parents Threaten to Take 1 Year Off Earth’s 12-Year Habitability if Toys Not Picked Up
Progressive parents, Jeremy and Naomi Wright of Fresno, California have had it with their three-year-old, Evelyn. Reports are Evelyn will not clean up her toys no matter what new-aged tactic they try. “We’ve tried sending her negative thoughts, freezing her Rolling Stone subscription—everything!” said an exasperated Naomi.Finally, the Wrights made the shocking threat of removing…