The guy whose legacy was largely erased 90 days into Donald Trump’s first term, is criticizing the current foreign policy decisions. That man, who scholars can confirm is Barack Obama, also appears to be the same guy who once believed Joe Biden was qualified to be president. “You gotta be wise,” Obama said. “Like when…
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Problem Solved? Elizabeth Warren Would Label Middle East a Safe Space
Elizabeth Warren may have just punched her ticket to the White House. In a jam-packed Holiday Inn Express conference room, the Massachusetts senator said she would solve the chronic Middle East problem by officially labeling the whole area a safe space. “You know how the Middle East is always being such a gosh darn, pill?”…
Democrats Disappointed to Learn Obama is Russian Agent After He Challenges 'Woke' Culture
Understandably exhausted from spying on the Trump campaign, Former President Barack Obama has mostly stayed out of the spotlight lately. However, last week Obama shocked Democrats as he basically admitted to being a Russian agent by questioning the effectiveness of cancel culture. While speaking at an event for his foundation, Obama explained: “The world is…
Mitt Romney's Dog Disappointed and Shocked at How Hero Dog Conducts Himself
The Special Operations K-9 who helped in the killing of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has been nicknamed “Hero Dog” and is being praised by almost everyone. Yet in the wake of Hero Dog’s positive press, Mitt Romney’s outspoken dog, Poof, is not impressed. “Pffff. What’s the big deal?” Poof snarled. “Look, I think it’s good that…
Trump Idea to Find ISIS Headquarters by Searching Middle East for TV Showing CNN Works Like a Charm
As half the nation celebrates the successful raid and killing of ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, high-ranking military officials are telling The Glorious American it was the President himself who helped locate the notorious terrorist. After years of intelligence gathering, U.S. Special Operation Forces had no idea of al-Baghdadi’s whereabouts. But that’s when Trump stepped…