The guy whose legacy was largely erased 90 days into Donald Trump’s first term, is criticizing the current foreign policy decisions. That man, who scholars can confirm is Barack Obama, also appears to be the same guy who once believed Joe Biden was qualified to be president.
“You gotta be wise,” Obama said. “Like when I combed the nation for the best, smartest Vice President. I took all my wisdom and found Joe Biden.”
Obama went on to say he disagrees with the killing of Soleimani and he arrived at this opinion after applying a detailed and rigorous formula. “I asked if Trump had anything to do with it,” Obama quickly admitted.
Reports are, moments before Gen. Qassem Soleimani was taken out with a missile, one of his underlings yelled that something from the United States President was on its way. “Ahhhh, more cash? This is excellent news! We’ll clear out some room in the palace garage for the pallets!” Soleimani said. However, seconds later the Iranian leaders learned the guy who gave terrorists pallets of cash, had been replaced with a guy who gives terrorists missiles.