Florida Math Teacher Remains In Critical Condition After Going Whole Hour Without Talking About Sex Life

Florida Math Teacher Remains In Critical Condition After Going Whole Hour Without Talking About Sex Life

CAPE CAROL, FL— Florida Math teacher, Chester McGroomer spent the weekend in intensive care after withholding details of his sex life from all his students the previous week.  McGroomer, who teaches second-grade math, was forced by Governor Ron DeSantis to teach second-grade math.  After the controversial ‘Don’t Say Gay Three Times In A Mirror, Or…

Pete Buttigieg Lists Things America Needs, Accidentally Includes Mike Pence Wall Calendar

Pete Buttigieg Lists Things America Needs, Accidentally Includes Mike Pence Wall Calendar

CHARLESTON, SC– While speaking at a South Carolina fundraiser, Pete Buttigieg rattled off a list of things America needs. But he finished his plea with a rather curious item. “This nation needs affordable housing! And what this nation needs is a living wage!” the mayor said, each idea getting thunderous applause. “And what this nation…