Report: Joe Biden Presidency Just Elaborate 'Wanna Get Away' Southwest Ad

Report: Joe Biden Presidency Just Elaborate 'Wanna Get Away' Southwest Ad

DALLAS, TX – As many suspected, the entire Joe Biden presidency was concocted by the marketing department over at Southwest Airlines.  The commercial, nearing completion, will showcase a comical montage of the US economy collapsing, the vanquished energy sector, and poopy-pants Biden looking confused. Then the signature, “Wanna Get Away?” voice-over we all love so much,…

Florida Math Teacher Remains In Critical Condition After Going Whole Hour Without Talking About Sex Life

Florida Math Teacher Remains In Critical Condition After Going Whole Hour Without Talking About Sex Life

CAPE CAROL, FL— Florida Math teacher, Chester McGroomer spent the weekend in intensive care after withholding details of his sex life from all his students the previous week.  McGroomer, who teaches second-grade math, was forced by Governor Ron DeSantis to teach second-grade math.  After the controversial ‘Don’t Say Gay Three Times In A Mirror, Or…