PHILADELPHIA, PA — Presidential hopeful Kamala Harris brought things into focus on Tuesday night when she reminded Americans that the debate stage is no place for a debate.
When Donald Trump accused her of trying to pack the USA with illegal immigrants tighter than a Chipotle Burrito, she stopped him dead in his tracks.
“No. This is not the time nor the place for a debate,” snapped Harris. “This is a debate stage…not a platform to express ideas. There will be plenty of time to talk about my policies after the election.
Throughout the debate, Harris pled the fifth a dozen times and, at one point, dodged a question in a Matrix-like way as if it were an actual bullet.
The moderators, fearful of being accused of harassing a black woman of color, played it safe by not asking Harris any questions.
“Asking questions is not the job of the moderator!” ABC’s Linsey Davis snapped at Trump. “The job of a debate moderator, dating back centuries, is to tell the citizenry how awful you are!”
At one point, a beautiful bald eagle flew into the auditorium and nested atop Donald Trump’s head, reminding viewers of when the fly landed on Mike Pence’s head years ago.
“You see, unlike the poor pets of Ohio who are being eaten for dinner, wildlife of all types loves my vision for America,” Trump commented.
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