MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA — Poodle-enthusiast Barrack Obama has spent another weekend online frantically trying to start the rumor that he’s also attended the festivities at Jeffrey Epstein’s Island. Obama, most famously known for being a left-handed metrosexual, has become obsessed with being a part of the celebrity ‘cool table,’ but not once has his…
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Embarrassing: Ben Shapiro Goes All Day With His White Privilege Hanging Out
South Florida– Onlookers near Ben Shapiro couldn’t help but notice the podcast host’s white privilege was completely exposed all Saturday afternoon. “I know being controversial is ‘his thing,’ but this was just horrifying,” a concerned Democrat mother of three said. “But it was just all hanging out. Totally brazen. I’ve never seen anything like it.” Most of…
Stunner: Kamala Harris Wins National Hot Dog Eating Contest
CONEY ISLAND, N.J. — Favorite Joey Chestnut was demolished by Kamala Harris in Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest after the VP made a surprise appearance at the annual event. Harris, who has been tasked with traveling the nation to give cringy speeches to championship athletes, was originally planning on just a small photo op. “But…
GOP Senators Furious Student Loan Forgiveness Money Isn't Going To Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC — After learning the Supreme Court is making students pay off their own debt, GOP Senators are furious the over $800,000,000 will not be rerouted to Ukraine. “This is big government, yet again, reaching right around into our pockets and taking the money we were gonna print and give to Ukraine!” Lindsey Grham…
Stacey Abrams Banned For Misinformation After Tweeting ‘I Fight For A Cause Bigger Than Myself’
ATLANTA, GA–It seems the bigger they are, the harder they fall. That’s certainly the case for Georgia Governor Stacey Abrams. On Sunday night, her Twitter account was suspended after she deliberately spread the falsehood that she was fighting for a cause bigger than herself. Twitter acted quickly after Abrams’ post was reported by Don Jr. “Ummm? So…