CHARLESTON, SC– While speaking at a South Carolina fundraiser, Pete Buttigieg rattled off a list of things America needs. But he finished his plea with a rather curious item. “This nation needs affordable housing! And what this nation needs is a living wage!” the mayor said, each idea getting thunderous applause. “And what this nation…
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Sherwin-Williams Releases 'San Francisco Streets' Color Swatch Series
SAN FRANCISCO – CA, Sherwin-Williams Paint has unveiled the perfect new color options for the hard-core progressive DIYer in your life. In recent years, The City by the Bay has become famous for the rich and diverse shades of browns splattered across the town. Thus, the “San Francisco Streets” series was born and will hit…
Bernie Sanders Scolds Visa For Using GOP Talking Point On His Credit Card Statement
MONTPELIER, VT – While trying to relax in another freshly purchased lake house, Bernie Sanders was again irritated with another big corporation. This week, it was the Visa Credit Card company. The Senator was first alerted to the harassment by his $6.32-an-hour-earning assistant. “Excuse me, Mr. Sanders? I think you should really take a look…
Pringles Forced To Replace Mustache Man With Al Sharpton
BATTLE CREEK, MI — The leftist mob that now controls America’s every move has demanded Pringles ditch their iconic mustached man logo and replace it with Al Sharpton. Referring to him as the beady-eyed, smug “white-Italian,” several angry 22-year-olds informed the Pringles company that they had one hour to make the change, or they would…
Portland Replaces All Fire Fighters With Fire Pacifists
PORTLAND, OR–Portland’s City Council has voted 11-0 to replace all fire fighters with fire pacifists. In a statement, the city reminded the public that they are firmly against all ‘fighters’ except for their 6,000 Antifa members. “While today marks a huge step backward in terms of fire safety, we take a massive step forward in hiring…