The Biden campaign has promised Joe will be a smart and independent leader. But that can’t happen if his handlers can’t make sure he doesn’t wander into trouble and hurt himself. On Monday evening, just as the Republican National Convention was picking up steam, a confused Joe Biden meandered onto the stage. Before his handlers…
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Gavin Newsom Cancels Support For Trump Due To COVID Concerns
Californians can add ‘support for Trump’ to the long list of things that are canceled due to COVID concerns. The announcement came Sunday from Governor Gavin Newsom who moonwalked onto the stage, eager to share the news. “My fellow Califor—ya know what? We can drop the formalities at this point, right? Listen, slaves! We’ve got…
Democrats Furious President Trump Made The US Postal Service Incompetent For Last 25 Years
It recently came to light that President Trump made the US Postal Service incompetent for the last 25 years and Democrats are demanding answers. “We now see he’s been plotting since around 1995,” NBC’s Chuck Todd explained on his Sunday show. “For decades Donald Trump has been making the post offices less reliable each month…
Trump’s 4th Of July Speech Adds Fuel To Rumor He Likes America
To celebrate the Fourth of July, President Donald Trump delivered a peculiar speech that didn’t mock or belittle the United States at all. In fact, it was quite the opposite as the commander in chief actually celebrated America and praised both her founding and her people. “This is the kind of radical, dangerous talk that’s,…
CNN Calls Trump Holding Bible ‘Troubling Footage’ As Split-Screen Shows Protestor Attack Crowd With Chainsaw
This week, CNN described Trump holding up the Bible as “troubling footage’. However, some astute viewers noticed that while Wolf Blitzer was describing Trump’s disturbing act, a man wielding a chainsaw was attacking a crowd of people. “Now I want to comment on what we’re looking at here,” Blitzer began. “But first, I want to…