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CNN Calls Trump Holding Bible ‘Troubling Footage’ As Split-Screen Shows Protestor Attack Crowd With Chainsaw

CNN Calls Trump Holding Bible ‘Troubling Footage’ As Split-Screen Shows Protestor Attack Crowd With Chainsaw

This week, CNN described Trump holding up the Bible as “troubling footage’.  However, some astute viewers noticed that while Wolf Blitzer was describing Trump’s disturbing act, a man wielding a chainsaw was attacking a crowd of people.

“Now I want to comment on what we’re looking at here,” Blitzer began.  “But first, I want to warn our viewers, this is graphic.  If you have young children in the room, I would cover their eyes.  Our president brazenly holding up a Bible.  This is perhaps the most troubling footage CNN has ever shown.”

While Blitzer softly chastised Trump, many viewers’ eyes were drawn towards the left-hand side of the screen as a protester savagely slaughtered dozens of business owners with a chainsaw.  Faint audio of the killer screaming, “This’ll teach you to ever open a business!” could be heard as blood splattered everywhere.

“Folks, I’ll be honest, I need to turn away from the screen.  I just can’t watch this,” Blitzer said looking at Trump.  “It’s…horrible to see.  I this still America?”  The host became so rattled with Trump he forced himself to watch the chainsaw man.  “There we go.  Seeing a passionate protester actually taking a stand.  Refreshing. And a stark difference from what we see from Donald Trump.”

Eventually, the CNN cameraman was taken out by the killer, which went completely unnoticed by the network host.