A fascinating new discovery has been made showing evidence that Dr. Fauci’s ancestors insisted all mankind remain in their caves shortly after the sighting of a sabretooth tiger. In the cave drawings, paleontologists find the Fauci family used several graphs showing the risk. One chart showed that an attack by a sabertooth tiger is roughly…
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Disaster Looming? Supercuts Predicts A Terrifying Shortage Of Chairs
Should America navigate out of the coronavirus crisis, we may find ourselves in an even bigger catastrophe. “The shortage of chairs our models are forecasting will be a nightmare of biblical proportions,” Supercuts CEO, Steve Price told The Glorious American. “It’s not just that people will be standing around the strip malls waiting, it’s that…
Experts: Shattered Bones In Jeffrey Epstein’s Neck ‘Definitely Coronavirus’
In a stunning new twist to the Jeffrey Epstein saga, the disgraced millionaire’s death was “definitely coronavirus” experts are telling us. “Oh yeah, I don’t even need to do an autopsy. I know its corona” Dr. Webster told The Glorious American. “A lot of people don’t know this, but when then say that a sore…
Bill Clinton Hears Scientists Are ‘Looking At A Bunch Of Models’, Demands To Be Included
Former President Bill Clinton has demanded to be included among the medical scientists working on the virus once he learned they were looking at a bunch of models. Once he found the team, Clinton poked his head over the divider and asked what he had missed so far. “We’re still just trying to flatten the…
Medical Experts Predict A Lack Of Hospital Beds In About 9 Months
With nearly all citizens being quarantined in their homes, doctors at the Mayo Clinic believe many married couples may engage in what the medical community calls the “hanky-panky”. If that truth wasn’t distressing enough, subsequent research is showing that this brazen act can commonly lead to the birth of a child. This means that in…