Bill Clinton Hears Scientists Are ‘Looking At A Bunch Of Models’, Demands To Be Included

Bill Clinton Hears Scientists Are ‘Looking At A Bunch Of Models’, Demands To Be Included

Former President Bill Clinton has demanded to be included among the medical scientists working on the virus once he learned they were looking at a bunch of models.

Once he found the team, Clinton poked his head over the divider and asked what he had missed so far. 

“We’re still just trying to flatten the curve, Mr. President,” a scientist yelled.  “Hey, whatever you kids are calling it now, I’m down,” Clinton replied as he entered the room.

After some confusion, Clinton explained that the images they were looking at “didn’t do it for him.”

“We agree, Mr. President.  What we’re seeing here is unacceptable,” a scientist said.  “Would you like to see the models out of China?”

“Now we’re talking,” Clinton said rubbing his hands together.  However, after seeing yet another large graph, the former President was even more frustrated.  “What’s the matter with you guys?!  You guys really flatten your curves with this?!  This is unbelievable!” he yelled.

 “We completely understand, sir.  We just can’t believe anything coming out of China these days.”      

At this time, a very confused Bill Clinton decided to leave. “I’m gunna go hang out with Anthony Weiner,” he said angrily.