Middlebury, Vermont was rocked on Wednesday after the shocking discovery of a local man’s Facebook post. After 32-year-old, Allen Mason wrote, “It’s horrible that these minority communities are being destroyed. This should not happen!” his friends and family faced the grim reality that Allen was a raging white supremacist. As Allen (who is obviously a…
Category: Studies & Science
Science: Only Cure For Virus Is Giving Democrat-Run States Federal Bailout
The all-knowing science has spoken, and it’s not good news for much of the country. It said, if you want a snowball’s chance in hell to survive a virus with a 99.6% survival rate, the Democrat-run states are going to need a bailout from the federal government. Last week, all the Democrat governors met with…
Gavin Newsom Accidentally Stands In Street Poop While Stressing Need For National Health Standards
On Monday, California Governor, Gavin Newsom tried to raise his national profile by insisting the rest of the country maintain ultra-high sanitary standards like his home state. Unfortunately, Newsom accidentally delivered the speech while standing ankle-deep in world-famous San Francisco street poop. “What this administration has done in terms of health and sanitary standards is…
Democrats Rejoice After Hearing More Foreign Murderers Enter Country
For the democrat party, it’s been nothing but bad news for years. America’s lovable, scandal-free darling lost in 2016, Trump took out some of their favorite terrorists, and then they forgot to pick a nominee with a functioning brain. But it seems their luck may have finally turned. Their absolute favorite thing has happened this…