The New York Times has a keen understanding of who their readers are and what they need. This is why when the newspaper learned that many of their readers believed the pictures on the paper to be real, they quickly stepped in to properly educate them. An expert in Manuscript Imagery Authentication, or ‘MIA’ was…
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Amazon: Noticeable Surge in Squirrel Repellent Every Time Pete Buttigieg Is On TV
In what was originally thought to be a coincidence, Amazon has announced a noticeable surge in customers buying squirrel repellent every time Pete Buttigieg is seen on television. “It’s actually kind of amazing,” an Amazon product specialist told The Glorious American. “Every time that little feller gets on TV, we see hundreds of orders for…
Vegas Puts the Over/Under on Democrats Saying “Let’s be Clear“ at 612 for Tonight’s Debate
When a Democrat is about ready to say something that will horrify American citizens, it’s no secret they will first say: “let’s be clear,” to soften the blow. Therefore, Las Vegas is estimating the total number of times, “let’s be clear,” will be uttered during tonight’s two hour Democrat debate to be 612. Naturally, most…
George Soros Oddly Missing From Monday’s Major Climate Summit
Holding back tears and punches, 16-year-old, Greta Thunberg tried to shame Americans to death during Monday’s UN Climate Summit in New York. While her fiery speech should have been the headline, many couldn’t help but notice the absence of notable Democrat donor, George Soros. “I can’t believe George missed this!” squealed MSNBC host, Chris Hayes.…
White House Source: Trump Used Idea Of Buying Greenland As Distraction, Closes On Deal To Buy Moon
Last week, President Trump was the laughing stock of Washington after news leaked that he had made an offer to buy Greenland. As it so often is, the joke might be on Washington as multiple sources are reporting Donald Trump has purchased the Moon. It appears the President may have used his interest in Greenland…