NASHVILLE, TN–Daily Wire fans are familiar with Ben Shapiro’s long-standing hostility towards Michael Knowles. But after Shapiro gave Knowles this year’s April Fool’s joke, many are wondering if he went too far. Reportedly, Shapiro drove over to Knowles’ house and informed him that his services were no longer needed at The Daily Wire. Knowles was…
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Ben Shapiro Allowed To Say N-Word As Rap Song Reaches #1
BOCA RATON, FL — Per the Geneva Convention, mattress salesman Ben Shapiro is now eligible to say the n-word after his hit rap song ‘FACTS’ topped #1 in the charts. “It appears my trifling ass has done it,” Shapiro told his audience while slowly turning his Yamaka backward. “My emergence into the rap game has…
Biden Makes Play For Evangelicals With New Book ‘Moral AF’
WASHINGTON, DC — Currently, only 4% of evangelicals support Joe Biden. But that might change when his new book Moral AF hits the shelves. Biden, who has lately become unable to read, write or think, has allowed his handlers to make an aggressive play for the Christians everywhere by writing a book under his name.…
FBI Asks Facebook To Add Disclaimer To All Trader Joe’s Signs
MENLO PARK, CA — Despite the different spelling and meaning, the FBI has determined the words “Trader Joe’s” are just too problematic. Thus, bureau officials have asked Facebook to install disclaimer notifications under each Trader Joe’s sign. Just in case. “My driver made a wrong turn, and I found myself among the peasants’ village,” a…
Long-Time FOX 32 Chicago Anchor Calls It Quits After Gang Members Shoot Him 13 Times
OAK PARK, IL — After twenty-one years at FOX 32 Chicago, beloved anchorman Herb Swanson has decided to call it quits after opting to die from being shot over a dozen times by a local gang. FOX 32, which is heavily subsidized by the state of Illinois, is frequently accused of slanting stories to favor…