A cease-fire between Dan Bongino and Geraldo Rivera took effect Thursday after Sean Hannity finally convinced Rivera to stop throwing wadded up pieces of paper at a screen showing Bongino’s face. Sparks flew again this week when Bongino said he doesn’t take political advice from ‘lunatic walrus men’. This provoked Geraldo to scream, “I’m sick of…
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Long Gas Lines Give Jonah Goldberg Extra Time To Complain About Trump’s Mean Tweets
“A true blessing from our wonderfully legitimate President Biden.” That’s what never-Trumper, Jonah Goldberg called his 190-minute wait in line for gas on Tuesday. While many were annoyed at the huge wait, the disgraced columnist used the extra time to fine-tune some criticisms of President Donald Trump. The wait times have been so long, Goldberg,…
Ben Shapiro Records His Audiobook In Less Than 52 Seconds
Known as ‘The Bagel Blur’ in the podcast world, Ben Shapiro once again left recording technicians dumbfounded as he spoke each word of his 489-page book The Media Is Acting Incorrigible Again & Frankly I’m Astonished, Folks in exactly 51.8 seconds. “I’ve never heard anything like it. His words were coming out as fast as…
Fast-Forward-Through-Juan-Williams Button Now Standard On All Remotes
A unique button designed to automatically fast forward through whatever the hell Juan Williams is saying will now come standard on all new remote controls, The Glorious American has learned. Because so many Americans prematurely wear out their remotes trying to avoid the drivel Williams is saying, many remote manufacturers agree the button will save…
Juan Williams: ‘Why Do Police Keep Shooting Unarmed Gunmen?’
Over the weekend a lovable well-known Chicago drug dealer was going about his normal routine and, you guessed it, the police shot him. To make matters worse, conservatives pounced and pointed out that his routine was firing his illegal firearms at rival gang members. Regardless, this highlights a disturbing pattern of unarmed gunmen being killed,…