Because the gears of government can be slow, an ‘Impeach 3 times, get the 4th one free” punch card was issued to the Democrats upon their taking of the House in 2018. Supreme Court Justice John Roberts suggested the idea for the punch card after Trump rudely but correctly pointed out that he had never…
Category: Law
Radical Maniacs Enter Capitol Building, Followed By Protestors
The day after Beto O’Rourke’s nephew, Jon Ossoff, and Louis Farrakhan’s Make-A-Wish recipient, Raphael Warnock became US Senators, all hell broke loose in Washington. “Everyone thinks that because two radical maniacs will be allowed in The Capitol building, anyone can come in here now!” a police officer yelled, trying to hold protestors back. “We’ve never…
Nancy Pelosi Bans Terms ‘Skeletor’ And ‘Dingbat’ From House Floor
Nancy Pelosi unveiled a new change to House rules on Friday, highlighted by the complete ban of the terms ‘Skeletor’ and ‘dingbat’. “As we know, the House under my leadership is a well-oiled machine delivering for the American people,” Pelosi said. “That said, I feel a larger percentage of people are always muttering the words…
IRS: We Are Not ‘All In This Together’ When It Comes To Paying Your Taxes
If Americans have learned anything in 2020, it’s that the phrase, “We’re all in this together” is a magical one that solves all your problems. Lost your business? Can’t educate your children? Grandpa’s been carried off by a swarm of murder hornets? Fear not, fellow citizen: We’re all in this together! But sadly, our friends…
Attackers Breathe Sigh Of Relief After FBI Opens Investigation On Nashville Bombing
It looks like the perpetrators of the Nashville bombing are in the clear after the FBI has decided to open one of their famous “investigations” on them. While the public was happy to hear the authorities have gotten involved, many understand that the FBI needs definitive proof that a Republican committed a crime for any…