The FBI is leaving no stone unturned in their hunt for the vicious criminals who meandered inside the Capitol Building on January 6th. Fortunately for justice and the rule of law, the agency found a new batch of folks who they have not yet interviewed for clues; the BLM rioters. “Of the 5,000 Trump…
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Outrageous: Georgia's New Voting Bill To Limit Hidden Suitcases Under Tables
Georgia may have gone too far. In a move clearly inspired by Jim Crow and Mr. Potato Head, the state has voted to limit suitcases hidden under tables. “I believe elections should be clean and free of fraud when it’s my [explicit] on the ballot,” Georgia Governor Brian Kemp said. Stacey Abrams is furious with…
MLB: ‘Minnesota Twins To Relocate If George Floyd Trial Doesn’t Go How We Want’
Minnesota baseball fans were handed some ominous news Saturday when Major League Baseball announced they would relocate the Minnesota Twins if they don’t like what the jurors say in the George Floyd Trial. “As a sports league, our first job is to shape politics and help Democrats,” MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred said. “In fact, it’s…
Biden Administration Developing ‘Passport’ For People Allowed To Touch Their Face
The Biden administration is working on a digital ‘passport’ for citizens who have been given clearance to touch their face, a White House source confirmed Monday. “Many Americans have gone over twelve months without touching their face and we need to reward them,” Jen Psaki said. “Businesses, restaurants, and sporting events do not want neanderthals…
All Branches Of Military Reassigned To Keep Hunter Biden From Breaking Laws
As Hillary Clinton once said, “It takes a village” to keep Bill from molesting his staff. Unfortunately, the Biden family is learning it will take far more manpower to keep Hunter out of trouble. So on Monday, the White House asked the Air Force, Army, Coast Guard, Marine Corps, Navy, and Space Force if they…