Kevin Randall of Atlanta, Georgia was hoping to have a fun night on his first Wheel of Fortune appearance. Instead, disaster struck as Kevin’s first spin landed on “Trip to Wuhan.” “He has to go,” Pat Sajak informed after the show. “The wheel has spoken and its wishes are to be honored. What, you think…
Category: Health
Another Gaffe? Biden Addresses National Crisis While Eating A Bat Sandwich
While speaking at a picnic in Ohio concerning our nation’s health crisis, Joe Biden appeared to pull out a large ‘bat sandwich’ from his basket. As the crowd shrieked in horror, the former VP sniffed the sandwich and smacked his lips in anticipation. “Oh, for crying out loud. It’s nothing you haven’t seen before!” he…
86 Year-Old Man Gets Tested For Coronavirus After Convincing Hospital He Was NBA Star
After testing negative for COVID-19, three-time NBA All-Star, Burt “The Blur” Rooney is recovering nicely in his Queens apartment. At least, that’s who he told the hospital he was. “Awe, phooey!” Burt said waving his hand in disgust. “I ain’t no NBA All-Star. They wouldn’t test me. But then my grandson told me to dress…
Trump’s Purell Baths Viewed As 'Excessive'
After the nation learned that President Trump has been lowering himself into a tub of Purell each night, many Americans feel it is “excessive”. “I would say your favorite president needs the sweet burn of health,” Trump explained. “I need to be in tip-top shape so yes, I ask Melania to pour 82 bottles of…