Liberals everywhere are melting down after Texas Governor Greg Abbott issued a ban on all mask-wearing and handwashing in The Lone Star State. The mandate came after many Texans became furious that Florida was overtaking them as the freest state. “Ron DeSantis thinks he can make masks optional? Last time I checked, this is America.…
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Millions Drop Dead After Viewing Trump’s CPAC Speech
In what’s being called the most troubling footage since Elizabeth Warren’s ‘I’m going to get me a beer’ video, Donald Trump’s CPAC speech has left millions of viewers dead. CNN broke the startling news but has yet to confirm any actual deaths. “We’re going with our gut on this one,” CNN’s Brian Stelter said.…
"Conservatives Are So Ridiculous!" Yells Bill Maher From Inside One Of Those Green Tents
While safely inside one of those green tents, political activist, Bill Maher tried to land some punches against Republicans Saturday night. “And can you believe those conservatives? I mean how ridiculous are they? Can we get this bunch some common sense?” he told his audience. However, the joke didn’t land as the sound of his…
Tiger Woods ‘Lucky To Be Alive’ After Trump Wishes Him Well, Media Says
It was a close call for Tiger Woods Tuesday after the toxic Donald Trump openly wished him well. While not ultimately fatal, it was still devastating news for the world-renowned golfer. “He’s lucky to be alive,” Anderson Cooper said after the news broke. “Trump was clearly trying to destroy him by making people believe they…
