Glenn Youngkin is in big trouble. With only hours left to vote, the McAuliffe campaign has zeroed in on a winning message by blowing up a picture of their candidate’s face. Accompanying the massive image is the pressing question, “How can you say no to a face like this?” “This picture of Terry’s face shows Virginians…
Category: Elections
Outrageous: Georgia's New Voting Bill To Limit Hidden Suitcases Under Tables
Georgia may have gone too far. In a move clearly inspired by Jim Crow and Mr. Potato Head, the state has voted to limit suitcases hidden under tables. “I believe elections should be clean and free of fraud when it’s my [explicit] on the ballot,” Georgia Governor Brian Kemp said. Stacey Abrams is furious with…
China And Iran Strike Historic Agreement On Who Gets To Blackmail Joe Biden First
Dictators in China and Iran have reached a historic agreement regarding which country will be allowed to blackmail Joe Biden first. Like all of Biden’s illegal dealings, details of the negotiations were leaked. “Ok, everyone relax! We’ll all have plenty of time to blackmail Joe and weaken America.” George Stephanopoulos yelled on a Zoom call…
Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too
Lin Wood is pretty sure he just discovered the true mastermind behind the deep fraud of the 2020 election. In a bombshell statement the attorney wrote the following: “We now know who was directing John Robert’s treasonous actions. It was Stella, my wife’s cat. This whole time he has been applying pressure on Mike Pence…
Radical Maniacs Enter Capitol Building, Followed By Protestors
The day after Beto O’Rourke’s nephew, Jon Ossoff, and Louis Farrakhan’s Make-A-Wish recipient, Raphael Warnock became US Senators, all hell broke loose in Washington. “Everyone thinks that because two radical maniacs will be allowed in The Capitol building, anyone can come in here now!” a police officer yelled, trying to hold protestors back. “We’ve never…