During his stay at a Des Moines Hyatt, Pete Buttigieg felt he needed a snack before heading to bed. He made a quick stop to the vending machines and before he knew it, Vice President, Mike Pence had caused the Mayor’s M&M’s to become wedged against the glass, unable to fall down for retrieval. As…
Category: Elections
Biden’s Teeth Make A Break For It [Video]
Joe Biden’s teeth decided to make a break for it during Thursday’s debate. After Biden’s left eyeball attempted to escape last week, it is believed that many of the former VP’s body parts began plotting their escape as well. Back in the green room, Biden’s doctors were on hand. “I knew it,” one of his…
Pete Buttigieg, 'The Bible Tells Us The Best Thing A Christian Can Do Is Become A Homosexual'
Over the weekend, Mayor Pete Buttigieg felt he was not getting enough media attention so he threatened to come out of the closet again. To calm the Mayor down, the DNC arranged for him to be interviewed by “The Breakfast Club” radio show on Friday. During the interview, Buttigieg explained that for Christians to reach…
Attempting To Boost Ratings, CNN Has Nelly Sing “Hot In Here” During Climate Town Hall
Last week, during the ninth hour of CNN’s climate-themed town hall, the Democrats unleashed a secret weapon on the American people. When the program began dragging, Anderson Cooper asked the audience, “What do you guys think? Is it getting hot in heerrrrrrrrr?!” The confused and sleepy crowd sprung to life as sparks flew and loud…
Speed Bag That Attacked Bernie Sanders Brought Up On Hate Crime Charges
Early Wednesday morning, a frightening video surfaced on social media that shows a violent attack on Senator, Bernie Sanders. The video appears to show the Senator playfully tap a speed bag. And then–WHAM! The speed bag charges back with a vicious attack. Take a look: Shortly following the attack, many passionate Bernie voters raised a…
